Becoming Kinky Is The Exact Same Thing As Becoming A Born Again Christian

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So you are walking around with a void inside yourself. There is something missing but you just don’t know what it is…there is just a niggling feeling that there is something you need in your life that you just are not getting.
And then you discover what it is! You become a born again Christian (kinky)

Suddenly it all makes sense.

  • You go to church (your local dungeon) every Sunday (Saturday night)
  • You start to lose your non Christian (vanilla) friends as they do not understand your new passion
  • It is all you want to talk about or do. It is a good thing that there are church meet ups (munches) so that you can hang out with your fellow Christians (kinksters) and discuss your favorite topic
  • You start dressing different, more modestly (more black and leather)
  • You proudly put your fish logo (BDSM flag sticker) on your car so that your fellow Christians (kinksters) can identify you
  • You want to learn more and eagerly go to bible discussion groups (classes) to increase your knowledge
  • People wonder why it is all you talk about, why there is now a sparkle in your eye and a new found spring in your step, it is like you have been reborn
  • Your language changes, you are talking about new things, using new terms that you learned now that you have joined the church (lifestyle)
Admit it. You joined the cult of kink. It is just floggers and orgasms as opposed to bibles and prayers. I know that when I cum hard enough I certainly see God…

 

Keep it Kinky My Friends,
RDG

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